My kid accidentally called 911, so I set my house on fire so I wouldn't look like an idiot?

Not gonna lie, that's exactly what I would do if I accident lay called 911.

wow your wouldn't want to look like an idiot would you. Congratulations

Idiot

That's good. You wouldn't want to waste the fire department's valuable time.

You are a smart person. I'll give you that you are a wiser smarter... Better person than I will ever be. I just want to give you the device that my cat told me. Shut the **** up I have no idea what you are saying.

Congratulations.

ummmmmmm so you burned everything you owned just so you wouldn't be embarrassed?

are you serious? you could've just apologized and said that your child didn't know any better

it didnt work....not after last week....next week you'll look like an @sshole