How do I tell a taco bell employee that I **** all over the bathroom walls?

Break it to them softly at first; tell them there might be a tiny mess in the bathroom. Once you accompany them to the bathroom, rip it off like a band-aid and tell them you have a rectal spraying problem, and you have not had the corrective anal surgery yet. A few tears might help your story,,,,like maybe five tears. Proceed to run out of the taco bell! This reminds me of the time when my friend and I went to our local Wendys, and she had poop run out the top of her pants....her s**t defied gravity that day. Anyway, we told the employee that she did not have her colostomy bag on.

Write the employee a note that says "sowwie" with a frownie face :(

Don't

Just leave

Never go back

Tbh , if I ever did that . I will honestly say nothing and just run away and leave lol.

Don't.

Just walk away

Obvious troll is obvious

Don't. Just clean it yourself.

show them it and then yell its just a prank and then run

Just clean it yourself.

LOl just be honest.