please cancel my subscription to the rEADERS dIGEST sPECIAL eDITIONS, WHICH I did NOT order?

Cancelled.     

If you didn't order them than they're yours to keep and you don't have to pay them a single penny.

OK. You're all set. I just cancelled the subscription.

lol 18 gibbs 20 just made me laugh so much. :) 

If you did not order them, I'd keep getting them for free as those are the regulations. :)

Cancelled.           

I'm sure you did somehow, but you might want to inform the sender instead of us.

Done                 

OK Jim. Right away. Can I interest you in a new keyboard? Or is your brain phucked up?

You know my mom has the same problem. 

Nope.