How do I get a trophy wife?

If you have to ask the question in the first place , it isn't likely to happen.

Are you tall  , rich and handsome ?

Good luck on that one ...

Are you so superficial that you'd want to spend your life with a pretty air head??

Money my friend is the answer! Women who want to be trophy wives only want one thing lots of money!

You want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife.  That's a true statement.

Get a pillow. Spray paint it gold. Draw lips on it, eyes. Glue a wig on that pillow. Much cheaper than being a rich, old, ugly man whose penis has stopped working, who has to buy a twenty year old Russian hooker off a list of trafficked, often desperate females looking for any way out of their crushing, never-ending poverty. 

with a name like yours , find a bimbo or a female that like spending your money ..lol

Being rich is the first thing you need.

" First you get the money, then you get the women"

--Tony Montana, Scarface

Having lots of money should do the trick

becoming rich and famous usually works

What is a trophy wife? If you like a woman then,that should be a trophy. I hooked up with girls like porn star level since HS so is that a trophy? They don't all look the same. Does Kate Beckinsale look like Sanchez?