Have you ever eaten pickled pigs feet?

No, I've had Zampone but that's not pickled.

NO!  The very thought disgusts me.  I'm already astonished at some of the stuff my wife eats.  I'm your basic meat & potatoes type.    

No, I haven't hun.

Would you eat something that spent all of its life standing in shizz?

No, never, yuck..........

Yes. But it’s the Chinese version. It’s cooked in black vinegar so it’s not all that sour. It’s got a sweetness to it since ginger and sugar are used. 

Nope, and unless I am really starving, I never intend to.

No darling, I have not.

No and I don't plan to either.

Nope.  The closest I've gotten is smoked ham hocks.  ; ' )