I'm old, fat, wear glasses, going bald, drink too much, pick my nose, belch in public, no college, little money and highly opinionated.?

I HOPE you’re joking....because if not, you answered your own question!!

You're stupid and a loser shut up.

It's because you're a creep and lack confidence. 

Yo dude you answered my question about me being 18 and wanting to date a 15 yr old...and the thing is, there's no way I would get 30 years, not even 1 year for such a small age gap, those 50 year old men trying to have sex with 13 yr olds on To catch a predator barely got more than 2 yrs...and yea people would feel sorry for me because I'm not a creepy old guy! Just an 18 yr old which is basically still a kid too so I mean I'm not gonna do anything but if i did get caught i would probably just get probation for a couple months and not be able to see her again,, ONLY if we had sex tho..not if we were just in a relationship

I mean, I got my GED before I turned 50, I shower at least twice a week,  never wear my underwear longer than four days in a row and usually change my shirt every other day unless it doesn't look too dirty. My remaining teeth aren't too bad and I brush them every time I take a shower. 

Just because I can't tell a joke right, and drool when I get drunk doesn't make me a bad person. I might spit on the floor but that's only because I smoke a lot of cigars and my lungs are full of phlegm and I have to spit it out when I cough. I even make sure to give the barmaid a dollar at the end of the night.

I only gamble until I run out of cash on hand, and only some of my credit cards are maxxed out. And I almost never talk about my prison record and how I was let out after only 12 years because the police didn't have a proper warrant when they found the bloody knife...that was their fault not mine.

 My car runs, usually, and  my house is in good shape except for the paint, the roof and windows. The plaster cracks aren't really noticeable unless you look directly at them and except for the mold  in the shower and the toilet bowl stains, the bathroom isn't too terrible.  It could use a new light and a new vanity but the sink hasn't fallen all of the way through yet. And the springs only poke through the mattress where your feet are since I rotated the bed a few years ago. I put a nice used kerosene heater in the kitchen to heat the house after they cut the power and after a few hours you don't even notice the fumes., and I can put a pot of water on it to cook.

I don't know, maybe its just because I don't know how to dance.

Anyway, todays younger women just have too high of standards. 

You stops eatin the burgers from the mall and coke