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When are the astronauts coming back from Mars?

Mars.

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  • 2 months ago
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    Never.

    The little dwarf astronauts who are presently welded into the hull of the lander have a mission to tear-arrse across the surface as fast as they can in an attempt to beat the current world land speed record, which should be easy seeing there is no air on Mars.

    After that they will cut open the lander using the can-opener they were provided, and they will then plant a flag, and dig tunnels into Mars where they will copulate profusely and populate Mars.

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    There are no astronauts on Mars.

  • 2 months ago

    No Austronauts have not went to Mars currently. just a rover named preservance has went

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Never.

    then journey from Earth to Mars takes over half a year. There's no way to carry along enough food and fuel for the journey back.  If people go there. it's a one-way suicide-mission.

    The athmosphere is too thin, and Mars' magnetic field too weak, to properly protect any humans anyway

  • Bill-M
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    There are NO Astronauts on Mars.  Just a Robot Rover.

  • 2 months ago

    No one's gone to Mars...

    yet.

  • 2 months ago

    Sorry, but didnt you here? they died in a dust storm a week ago.

  • 2 months ago

    They are not coming back. They wish to hang around and eat Snickers.

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