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Where exactly is Heaven?
@Pearl -How can I ask God if he's in Heaven and I don't know how to get there?
35 Answers
- Anonymous1 week ago
The only way to get to heaven is to have God Grasp you in Noodly Appendages and Gently Place you on the Slopes of the Beer Volcano.
- 1 week ago
Heaven is in the near future. Earth is the heaven in the near future. Good people will live in the heaven.
- Anonymous2 weeks ago
Go down the block, make a left, a right and a left again. You can't miss it. Christians think they do need to take showers now, so the place stinks to high, well, heaven.