What the phuck is hCaptcha and how to het rid of that SCHIT??

You can't. As for Y!A, it will get rid of it here in a minute when the site shuts down. My final answer and warning: Our loving Father created us and sent His only begotten Son to save us, and even when it doesn't feel like it, the Holy Spirit is always with us to guide us and remind us that He is always here. Unfortunately, you might go to Hell if you don't do this before it's too late. I really hope to see you all in Heaven. Good bye and God bless you all.

It's a test to make sure you're human and not a bot. You can't get rid of it; it's implemented by the site(s) you are using. The whole point of it is that it can't be easily bpassed.