Rod Stewart

1.What is Hellen Mirrens bikini age? 2.What was stolen from a jumble sale in Cornwall in April, goodness knows why....

July pub quiz answers i can't get...?

1.Who does Jordan want to play Peter Andre in a movie about their lives as they look similar?

2. Which entertainment show which ran for 2 series in 1994 is set to return?

3. Which TV presenter admitted recently that he enjoys doing housework?

1. Who had a pop at their fellow presenter because of the blouse she was wearing?

2.Who does Jordan want to play Peter Andre in a movie about their lives as they look similar?

3. Which entertainment show which ran for 2 series in 1994 is set to return?

4. Which TV presenter admitted recently that he enjoys doing housework?

5. Who wants revenge against the English cricket team?

a father asked his three sons, Gary, Nick and Paul, to repeat 3 times that they are sorry for upsetting their mother. They apologise in unison:

Gary: We are sorry, we are sorry, we are sorry

Paul: We are sorry, we are sorry

Nick: We are sorry, we are sorry, we are sorry, we are sorry.

Which boy did exactly as his father had asked?

Cryptic clues for sweets, 1. orchestral equipment? 2. avoid commitment? Also from another section ..what does the number stand for? 5=OR?

What would be your best celtic/rangers combined team, past or present players, please select at least 5 players from each side and one manager...

can you name 5 motor racing drivers, past and present, whos names sound like Scottish place names, one of thems a trick name, clever though...

An old man totters into the chemists and asks for 6 viagra tablets and could they be cut into quarters? Chemist says yes but a quarter tablet wont give you a full erection! "I'm 96 says the old man, i dont have much use for an erection, i just want it to stick out far enough so i dont piss on my slippers!"

Hi, the background screen colour when i'm looking at items on ebay and other sites is often red in colour, i'm having to highlight any wording to read the text which comes up in a silver colour, anyone know how to correct this please? thank you...

Michael Barrymore was asked if he'll be doing panto this year? He said he doesn't think so as he done "Alladin" 6 years ago and he hasn't heard the end of it...

Who do you think would win Rangers present first team or Celtic Boys club 2nd eleven?

Is Butlins in Ayr, still Scotlands No 1 holiday destination? Anywhere better?...

Does anyone have a good recipe for Scottish tablet please?

What is the best question ever asked on yahoo Q&A?

.,man tells the doctor, my willies turned orange, doctor looks at it and says "never seen this condition before, must be stress, hows your marriage?" i just got divorced! "doc says there you go, very stressful time for you" no the man says happiest i've been in years, i couldn't stand the wife! Also i was made redundant recently, "thats it says the doc very stressful thing to happen to you" no says the man i found a new job, its great, twice the money and fewer hours. Doctor looks again at the mans bright orange willy and says, "i'm sure its stress, what do you do in your spare time?" Man says "not much, i sit on the sofa, watch a lot of p*rno films and eat cheesey wotsits...(cheeto's for our american friends)

Can you name 4 race courses in England that dont contain any of the letters in the word "race" in their name?

If you were to increase the earths diameter by one metre, how much would the earths circumference increase by? Please explain working out....