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Mr. Underpants
I'm hiding under your bed.
How can people tell that you are angry?
2 AnswersPolls & Surveys6 days agoRemember my pen is in your mouth?
8 AnswersJokes & Riddles6 days agoDon’t you feel bad for those people who can’t even make fart noises with their mouth? ?
If you can’t make fart noises or any other rude sounds with your mouth, what is the point of going out in public?
1 AnswerPolls & Surveys6 days agoHave you ever tasted something so delicious that it literally knocked your socks off?
Yesterday I was eating a bowl of Hungarian goulash that was so good, my socks literally flew off my feet and into the next room.
6 AnswersJokes & Riddles6 days agoDon’t you think we oughta circle the wagons?
3 AnswersPolls & Surveys2 weeks agoHow do you know which animal the nuts came from?
Because walnuts are bigger than peanuts so they must come from a bigger animal. But then which animal do coconuts come from?
2 AnswersJokes & Riddles2 weeks agoShould I be concerned if my elastic waistband is wearing thin?
I mean, I don’t know how much longer the elastic waistband can keep my underpants from falling down.
3 AnswersJokes & Riddles3 weeks agoWhere is the strangest place you’ve ever found food?
6 AnswersPolls & Surveys3 weeks agoHave you ever gone number 2 in a swimming pool?
I have. And then I said “Look there’s a turtle in the pool”.
7 AnswersPolls & Surveys3 weeks agoDid you know Eileen Dover and Jack Doff?
7 AnswersJokes & Riddles3 weeks agoWhy can’t you just be like all the other cornflakes?
You’re always standing on your hind legs and refusing to get wet. Can’t you just lay down in the milk like the rest of the cornflakes? And then you have the nerve to stick to the side of the bowl? How dare you! Why do you have such a bad attitude. You don’t see Cheerios behaving this way.
4 AnswersJokes & Riddles4 weeks agoWhenever you hear the beginning of the song “Bad Liar” by Selena Gomez, doesn’t it remind you of the song “Psycho Killer” by Talking Heads?
Both songs are so great!
1 AnswerRock and Pop4 weeks ago