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Mr. Underpants
Mr. Underpants asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 4 weeks ago

Why can’t you just be like all the other cornflakes?

You’re always standing on your hind legs and refusing to get wet. Can’t you just lay down in the milk like the rest of the cornflakes? And then you have the nerve to stick to the side of the bowl? How dare you! Why do you have such a bad attitude. You don’t see Cheerios behaving this way. 

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  • Vega The Spaniard
    Lv 6
    4 weeks ago
    Favourite answer

    I'm a whole different kinds flake there Underpants 

  • Big Kahuna
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago

    Because I don't want a soggy bottom.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    4 weeks ago

    I'm a bran flake. Eat me and I'll rough you up

  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    I'm a nonconformist rebel. Deal with it!

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