Mr Meerkat

I fancy them to beat Celtic now in the next round...

.. using Real Player 10. I upgraded from an earlier version and I've lost the handy "Download This Video To RealPlayer" button.

There are two files on my C drive called "newfile.enc" and "newkey" I didn't put them there - are they dangerous?

Also, AutoProtect says I have a file called "bloodhound.exe" (I know this is malware) where can I find this and delete it?

Any websites with the live score for the game?

..if I invested say £20 in Zimbabwean dollars, and waited until exchange rates went back up? Would my millions of dollars would be worth a millions of pounds in a few years time?

It is where I am! How exciting.

10 pts for the most interesting answer (Like QI).

Sorry if this has been asked before. I'm a Rangers fan and would much prefer to see Edu instead of Ferguson. Also, if Boyd leaves - surely Velicka would be a good replacement? Both are good players but never make the first team - why?

This is my first question here - please be nice :-)

What, in order of size, are Britain's 10 largest cities?

I know that the largest is London, of course (Birmingham 2nd?)

Why does it win so many awards? I watched it and it definitely wasn't comedy. Why do you like it?

"Watch this! It will explain you everything! so just watch here's the link ----------- I hope this will help. I have been visiting this site)!"

Nice to see they change the answer from time to time...

How good a guest host was he? He participated too, unlike most guest hosts.

What do you call a cautious Russian wasp?

A Cagey Bee.

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A man goes to the doctor, to find out what's wrong with his leg.

"If you put your ear to it," he tells the doctor, "it sounds like it's asking for money."

The Doctor listens to it through his stethoscope and hears, "Give me a tenner, give me a tenner!"

"I've seen this before. Your leg's broke."

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A policeman is on the beat and spots an old man, pulling a Brick on a lead. The policeman walks over to him and realises that he must be a bit odd.

"Nice dog you've got there." he said.

"It's not a dog, it's a brick." the old man replied.

"Oh... Sorry..." said the Policeman, who turned and walked away, embarrassed.

The old man looked at the brick.

"That fooled him didn't it Rover!"

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A dog walked into a bank and asked for a loan.

He was refused, so came back later with a china teapot.

"I'll give you this teapot is you give me a loan."

The bank assistant, Patty Whack, asked for his name.

"My name is Rover. My owner is Mick Jagger."

Patty got her manager to deal with the dog. She told him about his owner and the teapot.

He replied, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the dog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone."

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Did any of these jokes make you laugh?

Things that say

That's what you looking for! Too much to type, so just watch here's the link ---------------------------

This small video WILL REALLY HELP YOU!

I'm fed up of them, they do my nut in.

For the "G" Series, I'd love to see Frankie Boyle, Jason Manford, James May, Paul Merton, Simon Amstell or Russel Howard.

I'd rather have watched Lab Rats. it was that bad.

"Can I play with your Nintendo?" It's a Nintendo DS!!!

Can you buy a honeycomb Yorkie bar in the UK? I've seen them in Ireland but not here...

They're great!

Frankie Boyle all the way for me!

The 2007 BBC series, not the old Channel 4 stuff.

Which comedy duo are better?