I am the truth

What if it was a one on one match? Then would it change the outcome?

Don't give many obvious ones, I prob already have them. I have:

$5 Foot-long

[Insert Name Here] Jr.

Aaron’s Staff

Adam, the Old

Adolf

Albino Cave-Dweller

Apparatus

Appendage

Artifact

Artist’s Brush

Arm (Baby-Arm, Short-Arm, Small-Arm

Baby-maker

Banana

Baseball Bat

Bazooka

Beef

Big D

Big Man on Campus

Bishop

Bob Dole

*****

Bratwurst

Buck-Fifty (Minus the Fifty) $1.50 -.50

Bush-Beater (Bush-Whacker)

Busk

Butter-Knife

Chocolate Bar (Ebony)

Chode (Michael)

Chopper

Cock

Cream Cannon

Crotch

Dangle-Dog

Deep-v Diver

Dick

Dingaling

Dingus (Dingus)

Distaff

Dong

Doodle

Dragon

Drill

Easy Rider

Flashlight

Genitalia

Gravymaker

Groin

Groin Ferret

Gun

Hard-on

Hardwood

Him

His

Honch

Hot Dog

Inside-out Vagina

Instrument

It

Jerkey

Jock

John Thomas

Johnson

Joystick

Junk

Knob

Lollipop

Lovemuscle

Magical Wand

Major Big

Manhood

Meat

Meat Thermometer

Meat-Stick

Member

Missile

Moisture-and-Heat-Seeking Monster of Love

Monster

My Body’s Captain

One’s

One-Eyed Trouser Snake

Onion (see Chode)

Organ

Pecker

Peenie-Weenie

PeePee

Pencil

Penes (Plural of Above)

Penis

Percy

Peter

Phallus

Pickle

Pingas

Pink Oboe

Pocket Monster (Pokèmon [Creature in your pants])

Pole

Pork hammer

Priapus

Prick

Private

Purple-Helmeted Warrior

Rod

Rough Rider

Sabre/Sword/Blade

Sausage (Sausage Roll)

Schlong

Schnitzel

Screwdriver

Shaft

Shiner

Skewer

Skinflute

Specimen

Sperm Factory

Staff

Stick

Stiffy

Stuff

Tent-maker

The Incredible Hulk

Thingy

Third Leg

Thorn

Thumper

Todger

Tool

Tootsie-Roll (Ebony)

Tralala

Tree

Triangle

Trunk

Unit

Wang, Wong

Washington Monument

Web-Slinger

WeeWee

Weiner

Wife’s Best Friend

Willie

Woody

Yankee Doodle

Yogurt Gun

Almond Rock

Dickory-Dock

Yard

Yard-Stick

Ruler

Front-Tail

Disco-Stick

Erection

Angle

Partner-in-Crime

Putz

Schmuck

Spunk Dribbler

Winkle

Equipment

Virilia

Main Vein

Area

Part

Place

****-Opener/Ares-Wedge

Crank (ex. Yank my Crank)

Worm

Pecnoster

Wanzor

Auld Hornie

Smegma Hydrant

Danny Aielo

Horse

Baloney Pony

Cram

Boaby

Key

I need some scenarios of the Holocaust, and I am to pretend I was a child at that time. Give as many suggestions as you can for a plot, the best ideas will be 10 pts.

By which I mean it can't be too long or too short but is not a large rpg like runescape or maple story. I like games like Endless Migration and Amoprhous + and Zilch because of the enormous amount of achievements you can get. Thanks in advance, and nothing too bloody.

Please don't judge me on this. At least that's what it was like. You may notice a similar question with incest on a guys brother and me making a comment on it but this is different. I need some comforting for another experience I had, this time when I was 5. I was younger and didn't know that showing your private parts was unacceptable in society. I showed to my friend (friend=girl, me=guy), and she showed me hers. Not knowing any better, I asked her "Let's see if it fits!". It was my first "intercourse" with sexual intentions. This has not left my mind since. We are still friends, but we haven't talked about it. Letting all of this out to the world actually makes me feel slightly better. I lead a "normal" life to this day.

We all have our differences. Religion, culture, taste, too many too list. I don't like bigotry, but I don't take well to arguing either. Just this once, we should put aside our differences. Everyone's who's with me, say "Hand in". Anyone who's not, don't be a douchebag. Anyone with a funny comment, go ahead! Let's not argue any more. Say "Hand in" and nothing else.

Do you like it? And YES, it would sound good. http://www.guitarcenter.com/Peavey-Millennium-4-AC...

Mine is Iron Maiden.

Mine BYOB by SOAD

Mine? Inside the fire by Distubed.

Give me your reasons. For believing and not believing I mean. I believe in a concept of universalism where a large VISIBLE force (the universe) made us. Jesus and the Bible? I'm no fool. A lot of atheists reasons is they don't believe in a big invisible dude, thus I present to you the theory of universalism.

Mine the from INside the Fire by Disturbed

Me and a friend have been staff fighting for quite a while and we are pretty good at it now. We had added some scenarios to make things interesting but we're running low on ideas. Maybe YOU could help? Keep in mind we can't break stuff =/

It can be just like an action movie plotline btw, I don't care if it's cliched, as long as it's something.

Keep in mind it has to be realistic and easy to access, last time my friend fought me with a mop which was pretty fun.

Me and friend have been staff fighting for quite a while and we are pretty good at it now. We had added some scenarios to make things interesting but we're running low on ideas. Maybe YOU could help? Keep in mind we can't break stuff =/

It can be just like an action movie plotline btw, I don't care if it's cliched, as long as it's something.

If it's impossible, what are some other download video trial options that let me split the audio?

I think I made a really good video, but Youtube isn't accepting the video file! Why not!

I need to find a way to get audio, and fast. All I have are headphones, and I'm using a windows xp 2000 I beleive. Where do I plug them in to?(It's not the keyboard and its not likely to be the monitor)