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Can you give me some advice?

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "You don't know them. They're just friends that I'm going Christmas shopping with."

I have never approached the subject with my wife. Maybe deep down I just didn't want to know the truth. But last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I parked my Harley Davidson motor cycle next to the garage and then hid behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street to see who brought her home.

It was at that moment that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine of my Harley were leaking oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Update:

This didn't really happen, for all those who might think it did.. it was just a joke someone sent me.

Me, I am a Jeep person and this would apply to Jeeps. I would be more concerned about it then my "wife", if I had a wife.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favourite answer

    Maybe your wifes boyfriend can help you.

  • 7 years ago

    I was wondering why this was in the jokes section xD

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    being a harley, if you are not already skilled in small engine repair or specalized in Harley, take it back and get a yamaha. good luck.

    p.s.

    wives are easier to fix than harly motarcycles

  • Allen
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Well I was hoping you would get to the important part of the story. Go to Auto Zone and check for the part or ask advice it should be fairly inexpensive.

  • 1 decade ago

    u should ask her and if she says no then tell her about the person on the phone hanging up and how she always hanging wit her friends then she will probaly get nerves and have to tell the truth

  • 1 decade ago

    Hahahaha!!

  • 1 decade ago

    lol............. good one. u soooo got me there!

    I have to admit I was actually reading through with all this sympathy and in the end............ well....... all i can say right now......is that it is sooo original and totally funny :)

    i will rate it with 11/10 and giv u a thumbs up!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Thats an old one, why dont you find some new material

  • 1 decade ago

    Well if you are mechanically inclined you can probably fix it yourself but if you cannot I would take it back to the dealership... If it is still under warranty I would automatically take it back to the dealership...

  • 1 decade ago

    take it back to the dealer

    thanks for the laugh

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