Have you heard the one a friend just told me?

a family joke:

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."

All three are hilarious, the original one and the two spin offs which have come so far in the answers.

thats a good one i didnt get it at first but i do now

a little boy said his prayers every night one night his dad over heard him say "god bless mommy god bless daddy god bless grandma bye bye grandpa" the next day his grandpa died, so his dad decided to listen to his prayers the next night "god bless mommy god bless daddy bye bye grandma" the next day his grandma died so his dad listens to his prayers again "god bless mommy bye bye daddy" dad stays up all night and goes the the doctor the next day to ensure his good health everything is perfectly fine he goes home to find his wife running around the house screaming " aaaaah come quick the mailman just died on our front porch!"

hahaha my friend told me that one and i thot it was funny

That's pretty good, never heard it before. I like Mr Hc0's one, too.

lol. thats a good 1. i'll have to use it.

now thats a good, one loved it.

never heard it before

first time I hear it.

funny lol

that one was good and clever.