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A wish - JOKE - Star if you like it?
A Fairy told a married couple: "For being an exemplary married couple for 25 years I will give you each a wish" "I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband" said the wife. The Fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra! Two tickets appeared on her hands. Now was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well... ... this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime. So.... I'm sorry my love, but....my wish is...to have a wife 30 years younger than me" The wife was deeply disappointed but, a wish was a wish. The Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and.... abracadabra! ......suddenly the husband was 90 years old.
13 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavourite answer
LOL, a great joke, here's a star...
How about this one...
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".
Again, there's a bright flash... and then his legs fall off!
- missildineLv 44 years ago
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
thats kinda funny
- Anonymous1 decade ago
funny
- Anonymous1 decade ago
lol. that was funny!
I starred the question.
