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JOKE - my sons more sucessful than yours - plz STAR if u like?
Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call.
The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift."
The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny are, and ask what line of work his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay."
As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars, and a big stock portfolio."
18 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavourite answer
Two elderly women were discussing their sons one day.
"My son is a doctor and he lives in a mansion with a pool and theres two cars parked outside his house." exclaims one of the women
"Well to tell you truth, my son is gay," says the other
"Im so sorry,"
"No dont be, he lives with a doctor in a mansion with a pool and theres two cars parked outside"
- 5 years ago
Very cute! Blondes catch hellll in the joke world, don't THEY?! Ha ha ha. Here's a joke for you. It's not a blonde joke, though. This woman was in a convenience store trying to buy a cheap pack of cigarettes and needed two bucks. So, she turned around to the guy behind her and whispered for him to step to the side so she could ask him a favor. When they were both to the side, she whispered telling him that she would give him some pusseh if he could give her the two bucks she needed to buy her cigarettes. The guy took her up on the offer and followed her to her apartment and fukkked her after they left the store. About a month later, the guy seen the woman again in the same store, and he told her in a muffled tone, "You know you gave me crabs when we hooked up a month ago?" She chopped back at him, "Well, what the hellll did you think you were gonna get for two dollars?! Lobsters?!"
- 1 decade ago
WOW, that was hilarious!!! :D :D As soon as I got to the punch line, I burst out laughing! You got me rolling on da floor rite now! My stomach is hurting from laughing so hard. Anyways, that really made my day, so here is a star for u!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Ok have a star V good
- Anonymous1 decade ago
ha ha ha! i read that 1 b4 and was shocked @ the ending but its still so funny!!! ha ha!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
LMAO this joke is really cute
