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JOKE - The World Explaination - Please star if u like?

On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give back the other forty."

And God agreed.

On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give back the other ten."

So God agreed (sigh).

On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life span." Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you twenty years."

Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty cow gave back, and the ten dog gave back and the ten monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."

So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody.

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  • Misc
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
    Favourite answer

    uh-oh... just five and a half years 'till the slaving...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You really took time to give a beautful picturisation .

    Hats off to you and it was really very very interesting and if you want I will surely love to stare it.

    GOD BLESS!

  • 1 decade ago

    nice, 've read it somewhere else also earlier.

    not just a joke but a good lesson on being aware of ourselves.

    Sairam

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I have heard it before! But it still makes me laugh my freakin' head off!!! A star for you!

  • Spot
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    yes well put haha a star on the way haha.

  • 1 decade ago

    Psychological and realistic.

    Really worth a star - here it is !-

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  • 7 years ago

    lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Like it!...star as requested!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Haha, that was cute! You get a star : )

  • 1 decade ago

    this joke is really laughable and it u have taken time to type it then hats of to you, if just copied and pasted then good job. whatever this is really funny. thanks for sharing!

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