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JOKE!! - The cookie package - star if you like it?
A woman found out that her husband was cheating on her while stationed in Saudi Arabia a few months ago. So she sends him a care package.
He is excited to get a package from his wife back home. He finds that it contains a batch of home made cookies and a VHS tape of his favorite TV shows.
He invites a couple of his buddies over and they're all sitting around having a great time eating the cookies and watching some episodes of South Park. Right in the middle of one episode the tape cuts to a home video of his wife on her knees sucking his best friend's dick.
After a few seconds, he does his business in her mouth and she turns and spits the load right into the mixing bowl of cookie dough. She then looks at the camera and says, "By the way, I want a divorce."
Now THAT'S a Dear John letter!
11 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavourite answer
im going to think of this joke everytime i eat coockies now. eww.
but the joke was funny in fact (even though i dont have divorce on my list of things to do) i think i might keep that in mind for future use.
- JayaramanLv 71 decade ago
Wonderful Joke ?! - lessons to cheating husbands. I have starred your Question-
Source(s): - - Anonymous1 decade ago
LMAO
you get a star for this.
- 1 decade ago
I cannot see anything remotely funny about this.Why have you put it in the joke section?
