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How would you like to die??

My friend wants a fancy dress funeral after he is shot out of a cannon into a pool of genetically modified AIDS giving sharks. Whats your ideal way of saying au revoir to this pointless existence we call life?!

Update:

Finally, some humour...

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    At 100 years of age...............shot by the jealous husband, while performing sex, in his bed, with his 21yo long-legged, blue-eyed blonde wife.

  • ****
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Quietly

  • 1 decade ago

    To die at the same time as my husband so that I would never have to know what it feels like to live without him.

  • 1 decade ago

    Quietly in my sleep like my Granddad.

    Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    of a very ripe old age

  • 1 decade ago

    Quickly and painlessly will do for me.

  • 1 decade ago

    Orgasm induced heart failure at 90.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    In my sleep!

    Painlessly!

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