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If we were created in god's image, does he have a willy too?

I don't mean to be disrespectful. It is a serious question. Because if he does have a penis, what does he do with it? Dose he drink, so he has to take a leak? Is he a virgin, if not, who's his girlfriend/wife?

Makes you think, dosen't it?

Update:

Smiley

Like I said. I really didn't mean to offend anyone. I did consider girls, but it does say that,"god created 'man' in "his" own image.

Also, if god was jesus' father, who was his mother?

Update 2:

Servant Leader

I'm not bound by the same, self inflicted restraints as yourself, and can, therefore be a little more relaxed and curious. I'm sorry you're offended, but I'm more sorry for you.

rann_geo

Lucky old god!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Apparently not. He is supposed to have sent an angel to do the sex act to make Mary pregnant who then gave birth to the baby Jesus. All of this happened on one page in the Bible, so it must have been a miraculous birth, having taken less than a few weeks.

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  • 1 decade ago

    God does have willy or wanky or nilly.

    What ever we call that, maybe in tongue it might sound like

    shegagaga boo noo gagagaga...

    Since, we are created in his image, we assume that he is well hung ( because those with well hung, think god is too ), those whom are short change by God think likewise too, or that God is well hung and would like the others images not to be.

    Does he drink? I am sure he did. Maybe some rare wine in heaven. Then explain the snow? It from the freezer in heaven. Too much ice, so the Angels throw some out. So God could have a Iced Cold Drink, or in tongue, sasa go gogog gagharsgesh.

    I am sure God take a Leak, explain the some time salty rain?

    God is Virgin? Come On.... Who the father of Jesus? Is God right.

    The woman is not important, it could be anyone. Sarah, Esther, Mary ( 3 of them ), and lots more Marys, Johns, Pauls, Steves, Adams ( Screw that last one, He screw us up big time, during the 1st Chapter, else all of us, are still naked and having enjoyable time in the garden, Long live the Hippie )

  • bobwit
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    When a (human) person creates or invents something, he first sees the finished product in his own imagination. this is creating something in his own image.

    Just because God created man in his own image doesn't mean that God looks like man or even has any attributes of man.God is spirit ( Universal Intelligence) knowing everything. If a person is absolutely in tune with God (Atonement) as Jesus was, then that person will always know what to do in all circumstances. that person will receive ideas from God and if acted on without question will always prosper.

  • 1 decade ago

    In the religious texts of Ugarit (a city state in Syria) their version of El (the Genesis god) had a penis that was long enough to stretch over oceans.

    God in ancient Judea had a wife called Asherah. Look her up on Wiki.

  • 1 decade ago

    Since you say you don't mean to be disrespectful, I'll answer you in all seriousness.

    In some religions, God is very definitely male. In Wicca, His maleness is an essential part of His divinity -- he is the lover of the Goddess, and Their fertility gives life to the universe. One of our holy days, Beltane, celebrates the marriage and the sexual joining of the God and the Goddess.

    Human beings project their own interpretations onto the Divine, and therefore They can be conceived of in human terms -- including human sexuality.

  • 1 decade ago

    Haha, no of course not. God is neither male or female. We are made in his image in a spiritual sense. Humans have free will, knowledge of good and evil ect...

    Though I guess Jesus is God and He had/ has? a penis but I wouldn't get too hung up on that, lol.

    God is beyond our understanding.

    God Bless!

    Source(s): I'm Catholic.
  • 1 decade ago

    Spiritual image...he's not carnal...and if he had a willy then nothing would have gotten done in those seven days.

  • 1 decade ago

    I think God is more likely to have a hoo hoo.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Well, since "we" were created in his image and "we" includes men and women then it stands to reason that god is a she/male.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yes. And because God is British, he'd be a rather well hung individual.

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