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Would you like to hear…..another pirate joke?
A sailor and a pirate were drinking in a coastal tavern one evening. The sailor asked the pirate, “How did you come to have a peg leg?” To which the pirate replied:
“Ah well you see, it was a stormy night, the rain was lashing down, the lightening was flashing all around and me old ship was being tossed about like a cork, when suddenly, a wave the size of a mountain, crashed onto the deck and swept me over the side”. “Well me gallant lads battled the waves to get a line to me and then mustered all their strength to pull me back on board - but just as they had got me above the water a shark, the likes of which no one had ever seen before, rose up from the foaming brine and bit off me leg like a breadstick.”
“Holy cow”, said the sailor, “but how did you come to have a hook”?
“Ah well”, said the pirate, “we had battled a gold laden Spanish galleon into submission and just as me and me shipmates were boarding to claim our spoils, one of the enemy, the scurvy knave, upped and cut off me hand with his razor sharp cutlass, just like he was slicing a cucumber”
“Good grief”, said the sailor, “and the patch on your eye”?
“Ah well”, said the pirate, “that’s a sorry tale of a different kind”. “It was a calm sunny day, we had no one to fight and our holds fair bulged with plunder, I looked up to the sky to get my bearings from the sun and a seagull shat in my eye”!
“Oh”, said the sailor, “but surely that wouldn’t cause you to lose your eye would it”?
“Ah well”, said the pirate, “it was me first day with a hook”!
15 Answers
- 1 decade ago
i got a better one
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
- ?Lv 44 years ago
right here's a more beneficial effective one. A reporter replaced into interviewing a pirate, who had a peg leg, a hook for a hand and an eye fixed patch. He requested how the pirate got here to have this stuff. The pirate stated "properly I lost me leg scuffling with an excellent white shark, the beastie tore my leg off, earlier I shot it. My hand? properly I had me a sword wrestle and the different pirate sliced my hand clean off! yet I received the wrestle. As fer me left eye, there replaced into this seagull, I appeared up and it pooped good in me eye!" The reporter says "You lost your eye for that?" "Aye", stated the pirate "replaced into me first day with the hot hook" A pirate lumbers right into a bar. The bartender says "Why you strolling so humorous?" He says "I gots a steerage wheel in my pants" The bartender says "That must be uncomfortable" The pirate says "that is utilising me nuts"
- Anonymous1 decade ago
lol thats funny
- Anonymous1 decade ago
lmao thats really funny
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Not funny
