Where does Willie Wonka live?

Well, I work in the chocolate factory, and I'm project manager for the oompa loompas. Wonka died a long time ago, though he did live in London. The oompa loompas killed Charlie, so they control the world's chocolate supply now. The world governments are really scared by now. Just a little message from the inside, they have me trapped. Oh no.... They're coming.

That's what she said, teehee.

He is semi-retired, but remains chairman of the board. He still lives at the factory. There's no more magical place on earth. Charlie now runs the factory which is now fully automated. The oompa loompas were offered a very generous compensation package, so they went back to Loompaland to live out there years in comfort. They are now protected from all the Vermicious Knids.

It's always open, twenty-four seven, like Mcdonalds. He lives up my *** in a condo. By the way, we will be greated by the oompa loompas the next time I fart while in the bathtub.

i have a few suggestions

in a chocolate factory somewhere near a mister charlie buckets house

in a chocolate factory that has oompa loompas in it

or

in a book called charlie and the chocolate factory

In outter space and the oompa loompas have been deported back to oompo loomp land I'm afraid : (

he lives at the chawklit factory

the shop opens at 11am

and no oompa loompas are obsolete

At the chocolate factory.

dude, have you been living in a cave? he lives in a chocolate factory!!!!