Extract from a diary?

It was deep into injury time. I managed to get in the way of a Lampard pass and the ball bounced to Giggs. He gave it to Nani, who crossed it in for Rooney to volley home the winning goal. The emotion took over me. I stripped off my shirt, ran towards the crowd and dived in to celebrate with the fans.

As I crawled back out and put my shirt back on, I knew I'd be in trouble.

I'd forgotten to blow my whistle.

By Howard Webb the 12th man

Go on Liverpool fans , get it off your chest.