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A few more funnies for you all?
"It doesn't matter what I do or say," I told the wife, "I'm always wrong in your eyes."
"That's not true," she said.
Isn't it ironic?
The day Jesus supposedly rose from the dead, coincides with April Fool's Day this year.
McDonalds staff are like prostitutes.
They both look like they wish they'd listened at school while cleaning up my mess.
Following a run-in with a passing car, it looks like my cat only has eight lives left.
He seems to be taking a long time to get back up, though.
