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NORMA
Lv 6
NORMA asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 8 years ago

Is this worth pushing the self destruct button?

Chip and Dan are standing at the bar in a nightclub One was hunky while the other is far less appealing

A woman spots the men and struts her stuff over to them

" Do you wanna dance? " she asked Chip

" Sure " Chip replied grinning at Dan

"Good " the woman tells him " Then you go and bust some moves on the dance floor And I'll stay here and chat to your fit mate "

Update:

Yeah Red next thing you will ask is who created Corktown U

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago
    Favourite answer

    Yeah, but I bet Chip has a better sense of humor.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    I think I saw this on SNL. Chris Farley played Chip.

  • D.J.
    Lv 5
    8 years ago

    This joke would be even better if the guys in it were named Chip and Dale.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    Poor redalac is suffering from amnesia... We need to get him to the Corktown U doctors stat

  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Who's Dan?

    For that matter, who the hell is Chip.?

  • ?
    8 years ago

    boom goes the dynamite

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