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It's that romantic woman again?

A man arrives home from a business trip abroad to find the dining table set for two with candles flickering romantically and a bottle of champagne on ice

He walks into the kitchen to find his cooking a slap up meal Best of all she was wearing nothing but an apron

This is a surprise " the man gasps

" Damn right it is " his wife shrieks spinning around " I wasn't expecting you back until tomorrow night "

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago
    Favourite answer

    Then why did she light the candles so early,and wouldn't the ice melt?

    Source(s): Boy,this was a dumb joke.
  • Ana
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    The husband said:

    "I thought I would surprise you as I found us a maid. This is Fifi and, Fifi, this is my wife. Now, Fifi, come and help me with my bath."

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Life is full of surprises.

  • 8 years ago

    haha!

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