Who is the one with the best manners?

Question

Dave and Chris ordered fish in the restaurant The waiter  brought a dish containing two fish one noticeably larger than the other 
" Please help yourself " said Dave 
 " Okay " said Chris taking the larger fish 
After a brief but tense silence Dave said " You see if you had offered me the first choice I would have taken the smaller fish "
Chris replied " What are you complaining about ? You have it don't you "

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I think Chris does because he never complained, but the first thing Dave did was start sniveling about the small stuff.

Magaro · Answer

Dave

Ana · Answer

Neither.  Chris should have cut the tail off his fish and given it to Dave because then they would have had the same amount.

? · Answer

Chris does, Dave is busy complaining about what was clearly inevitable.

Edward O · Answer

I had to look through it twice to get the joke (I thought it was confusing) but after the second time I read it, I found the humor in it; it's a funny one.

? · Answer

In real world..no one..

but if comparing both...then CHRIS..

AND I have got your joke too..:)

? · Answer

That's the secret, then?
You have to read these things twice?

Who is the one with the best manners?

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