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NORMA
Lv 6
NORMA asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 8 years ago

Is little Johnnie back again?

Little Johnnie rushed home excitedly from school to tell his parents " I've got a part in the school play

I play a married man "

Well done son " said his father " Keep up the good work and one day you may get a speaking part "

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  • karl h
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    Yet another classic from north of the border .

  • ?
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    If that doesn't confuse poor lil' Johnnie then I don't know what will

  • Ana
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    " and learn to be yourself."

    Source(s): Confused even more.
  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Thanks for the laugh Norma.

    Source(s): me.
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