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NORMA
Lv 6
NORMA asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 8 years ago

How can anyone be so unlucky?

A man sitting at the bar drowning his sorrows

" What's up ?" said the barman

"Three months ago my father died and left me $60,000" said the man " Two months ago my mother died and left me $40,000 Then last month an uncle died and left me $20,000 But this month Nothing "

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  • Scooter_The_Squirrel_Agent
    Lv 7
    8 years ago
    Favourite answer

    Oh geez. That's rough.

  • karl h
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    Yes I guess there are people like that, how unfortunate to be born with such a pessimistic outlook on life .

    The best solution for this man's problem is a short Cork-town Uni postal course in finance .

  • Cosmic Gypsie
    8 years ago

    Poor guy. Think of the inheritance tax he has to pay also

  • Ana
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Yes, they must be running out of relatives.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    That's rough... especially in this economy

  • Alan W
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    That's tough!

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    I'm glad I'm not one of his relatives.

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