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A young lady went to hospital to have some large hanging "ladies bits" removed. She was embarrassed and insisted to the surgeon that no one else should ever know about the procedure she was having.

She had the op and when she awoke was startled to see three red roses by her bedside. She called the surgeon and said "I told you that no one was supposed to know I was here having this done"

The surgeon explained: "Don't worry, I gave you one of the roses to cheer you up as you were having this done all alone. The nurse gave you another one for your bravery at having it done"

"And the third?" asked the girl.
"That" said the surgeon "Is from the man in the burns unit to thank you for his new ears"

NORMA · Accepted Answer

First class joke ----try this one ----A woman told the Doctor " I'm really worried about my Daughter All day long she lies in bed eating yeast and car wax "
" Don't worry " said the Doctor " Eventually she will rise and shine "

Anonymous · Answer

Not funny at all

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