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Emigrate to Australia...............?
Jack emigrated to Australia and bought a farm in the middle of nowhere.
After a few days, the 'phone rang and the caller said:
"Hi, I'm Bruce, I'm your nearest neighbour, about 30 miles down the road. Just thought I'd call you and welcome you to Oz"
Jack said " Wow, that's really friendly of you"
"Well" said Bruce "Hows about coming to my place on Saturday for a real Aussie barbie? There'll great food, plenty of the Amber nectar and loads of terrific sex"
"Great" said jack. "I'd love to. What shall I wear?"
"Wear what you like, they'll just be the two of us"
Liz, when leaving the UK, it's "emigrate"
Really sorry if you took offence about the Australian connection but it is only a joke and it could be set anywhere. I just picked Australia because it's the typical place that people from the UK Emigrate to.
9 Answers
- karl hLv 68 years agoFavourite answer
Yes this is a very good joke . even if some Shelia doesn't think so .
Ga'day ol'sport.
- ?Lv 45 years ago
I consider that almost all persons are beneath some impression that it is invariably sunny and warm in Australia, which is not the case in most locations. Melbourne for example, is so unpredictable weather intelligent(however still a exceptional city). And also, it can be up to now away, the other side of the sector, I believe persons just see it as whatever a bit 'individual', and new. My intent to to migrate, more than the local weather, can be, the humans, their laid back friendly angle is suitable!
- ?Lv 68 years ago
This joke is funny Liz and every other internet troll needs to take a chill pill and/or get off the jokes and riddles page... do I need to say any more?
Source(s): ds - BennyLv 58 years ago
You all must remember that Liz is looking at this upside down.
Unless she´s FROM Australia, ie an immigrant.
- 8 years ago
Not only do your answers suck, but your "questions" suck as well. If you don't want rights and want to be abused by police officers then get OUT of the US because that is not acceptable here you little pansy. I'm reporting all of your lame jokes because they aren't questions.
Source(s): My four year old cousin is funnier than you. - NORMALv 68 years ago
First laugh of the day and it was in jokes & riddles where you find jokes not questions
- Anonymous8 years ago
It's Immigrate.
And this is a website to ask questions, not to post jokes.
And this joke isn't funny. And I'm an Australian too.
- jeanetteLv 78 years ago
well. i think it is funny.
if i were jack, i think i'd be moving a little closer to town. (:
