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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 8 years ago

Any Taxidermists out there?

An old lady had two pet monkeys for many years. One morning she found them both dead when she got up.

Wanting to preserve their companionship, she took them to a taxidermist to have them stuffed.

The taxidermist asked "Would you like them mounted?"

"Oh no" said the old lady, "Just holding hands will be fine".

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  • NORMA
    Lv 6
    8 years ago
    Favourite answer

    How sad it brought tears to my eyes ( Yeah with laughter )

    Try this ----I was playing the piano in a bar and an elephant walked in As I was playing he started crying his eyes out I said do you recognise the tune ? He said no I recognise the ivory

  • karl h
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    Any taxidermists out there ? YES of course there are , as for the old lady , poor old dear. . not on this planet is she ,or perhaps so overcome with grief can't think strait.

    Source(s): Must put .Yes or No in answer to comply with Yahoo rules . EVEN IF IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Yes. Ha Ha.

  • Big Kahuna
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Much funnier than a bag o' hammers.

  • Ana
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Yes, many I think. Hee, hee. Great joke.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    lmfao, priceless!!! to answer the question according to yahoo answers... Yes.

    Source(s): ds
  • kittykins
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    Lol thats funny :P

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