Having the builders in....?

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They were building a new house next door to mine and my 6 year old daughter was most interested in the proceedings. So much so that she started to chat to the builders whenever I made them a cup of tea.
After a few days, she began "helping" them, much to their amusement. They let her carry little buckets of water, help with cement mixing and carrying messages about.
At the end of the week, I was most touched when the builders had a whip round and gave her £10 "wages" for all her hard work.
Next day, I took her to the bank to open an account and teach her the value of hard work and reward.
My daughter proudly told the bank cashier how she had "earned" her money by helping the builders all week.
The cashier asked her "And will you be helping them again next week?"

My daughter grimaced and said "That all depends if those bastards at the builders merchants get the f***ing bricks delivered on time"

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How did such a sweet little girl develop such a vocabulary? 10/10

karl h · Answer

Oh yes top notch joke ,similar lines to the Kevin  blooming Wilson one . I wanna be a builder when I grow up .

NORMA · Answer

First class and her brother has to be Little Johnnie

Edward O · Answer

I thought it was okay; you could of substituted a different word for the foul word.

Having the builders in....?

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