How many would you have got right?

Little Johnnies exam paper ? and his answers

Q-- How can you delay milk going of A--- keep it in the cow

Q-- How important are elections A--very important sex can only happen when the man gets an election

Q--Name the four seasons A--- Salt pepper mustard and vinegar

Q--Use the word diploma in a sentence A-- Our pipes were leaking so dad called diploma

Q--Use the word information A ---Geese fly information

Q- What are steroids A --Things that keep carpets still on the stairs

Q -What does the word benign mean A--- Benign is what you will be after you be eight

Q --What is a Hindu A It lays eggs

Q-- What is a seizure A --A Roman emperor

Q--What is a terminal sickness -A ---When you are sick at the airport

Q--What is artificial insemination A --When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q --What is a fibula --A -- A small lie

Q-Which English king invented the fire place A --Alfred the grate

Q --Where was the Magna Carter signed A --At the bottom

Q- Who succeeded the first president of the U.S.A --A--The second one

Q--Who invented fractions A --Henry the 1/8

Q -Who was the black prince A ----The son of old king Cole

Q Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon --A --Because he was dead

And last but not least

Q When did Julius Caesar die --A --A few days before his funeral

And his teacher at Corktown U Norma retired for good