What would happen if I went to a bar in Montreal and ranted?

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For starters, I'm talking about a Quebecois bar, like somewhere in Villeray or something. I don't like French Canadians one bit, and I want to say something like this:

-The French language is pointless in Canada, as it is in North America as a whole.
-French Canadian/Quebec women are fat ugly pigs who are totally incapable of taking care of their bodies, or their health.
-French Canadian/Quebec men are either fat spongers OR skinny effeminate soyboys.
-Quebec is a sh*thole and gives Canada a bad name.
-Quebecois are the stupidest people in the world.

Say all that in front of the entire bar in clear English, including the staff and the patrons. I wouldn't care what the consequences would be tbh. It's not like they'd understand me. Lol

Jay P · Accepted Answer

The Canada-Bashing-Anonymous-Yahoo-Troll is back yet again.

Usually I dismiss the trolls thoughts but this time, I encourage the troll to carry on and go for it.

Anonymous · Answer

Repeated TOS violation reported.

capitalgentleman · Answer

As you would be clearly insane to do such a thing, you would soon learn about Canadian health care in a mental ward at a hospital.  What you have said is quite incorrect, and silly, and would be seen as such.  As well as insulting, of course, but, it is not a serious insult, as it is so far from the truth.

Anonymous · Answer

40.6% of Quebecois are fluent in English.
For your first statement, not much would happen, as we can take an insult from a clear and obvious moron.
But on the second one, expect to be brawled out.
For the 3rd one, perhaps George St-Pierre could give you a little lesson.
I do not think you would reach the point of making the 4th and 5th statements, you mouth would possibly be too swollen already.

? · Answer

You may be escorted out of the bar with your teeth in a paper cup.

BravoSierra · Answer

I am not French Canadian, French Language is not my first language but I do not agree with you at all.
If you don't like people in Québec leave and F***k off, Québec is for Quebeckers from all origins no segragation.
Racists like you should not even have an account here to communicate in a civilized way.
I will report you no Question.
If you had a real opinion you should have the courage asking with a real name not anonymous you coward.

megalomaniac · Answer

I think you should do it and find out for yourself.

(make sure you have good medical insurance though - you don't sound like a Canadian to me)

What would happen if I went to a bar in Montreal and ranted?

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