What is happening in your garden recently?

this is a lot so brace yourselves: cows ate the pigs, pigs ate the lettuce, lettuce ate the carrots, horses got loose and trampled the cabbage, the GM corn grew legs and walked away, the GM sheep lost their legs and are sitting in a herd of fluffy white things in the middle of my squash field, the apples decided not to grow on trees anymore so now they're growing out of the kale, and finally, i thought i was growing plantains but apparently they're bananas.

Today we had two of our local white-tail deer pawing through the foot of snow to get to the rotten apples we left under the trees. Haven't had flowers since the hydrangeas gave up in October.

THERES A CHIVKEN OUT THERE 

It's going into winter torpor.

Don't have any garden in my house

We are in zone 10. It is time to plant sweet peas, edible peas, fava beans and all the cabbage family. In addition, you can grow beets and carrots year round. It has been cold and rainy, but the rain brings up all the seedlings as well as weeds. The cold may help kill the white fly which later infest the tomato crops, and makes the blossoms fall. We have a lot of fruit beetle larvas in the soil which look like little shrimps, and the crows love them and turn the soil damaging the crops unless you cover the soil with chicken wires. Grape vines are going to sleep, and passion fruit vines stay green, but stop producing for a while. If you plant lettuce, leek, onions, garlic and flower bulbs, they will all do well.

nothing, there's a foot of snow on top of it.

Gone to sleep for the winter

It's a jungle out there ...

Ragamafrakin deer and snow....