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I am following the instructions to a tee to insert a 'linked object' (.BMP file), but instead of the picture being displayed in the document, it just shows a large font "logo.BMP" in it's place. How can I get it to show the picture instead?

One of my lecture tasks is to take a screen dump and insert into Word as a JPEG image. I know how to print screen and paste it into Word, but how do you do this as a JPEG image, or is it automatically a JPEG? Please help!

Is there such a thing as a playstation emulator for the 360 so that you can play PS2 or PS3 games?

I have just bought a 1998 Audi A3. All is good except for a sometimes erratic speedo needle. I can be cruising at at steady 90kmh and every now and then it can 'pulse' sometimes up to 110kmh. It isn't all the time though. Any ideas why please???

Which do you prefer?

I turned this on out of curiosity, but cannot stop ot from starting up automatically upon booting up. I have tried F1 help - but all I get is turning off features that don't work. HELP - IT'S ANNOYING ME!!!!!!!!!

I have stumbled across a TV chanel (not on Sky), probably pirate, that repeatadly broadcasts a video of a bird table as well as the Little River rock festival. It sometimes shows ATV in the corner and also a feed from NASA TV

I want to locate the 3 part program that goes into the mythology of Christ, the US banking system then into the 9/11 theory

....when the whole world (barr the US), call it Football? If the world governing body is FIFA (Second F for FOOTBALL), can they be wrong???

Please help! New beetle hasn't been turned over for 3 or 4 weeks. Battery fine, all elecs working, but when you turn the key, it just clicks very fast.

Any ideas please?

How does a chicken egg get fertilized? Do they perform intercourse or is the egg fertilized once outside the body?

Does anyone know the release date?

I want to watch premiership football online now that I'm living in New Zealand. Which is the best provider? I do not necessarily want to watch it live (as this is stooooopid o'clock in the morning for me).

If you jumped down, would you come out at the other side of the world feet first, therefore upside down?

Please no comments about gravitational force and the heat of the core etc - this is hypethetical.

Does this phone have touch screen? I have some sites saying that it does, and others that has no mention? Also, is it worth the money? (I am looking at maybe buying one)

I have recently had my console returned after fixing the ring of fire. After 3 weeks of use, I am now getting a message telling me to put the disc into an XBOX 360 console 85% of the time. This has even happened to a brand new disc. Is this a console error, and should it go back to Microsoft?

How long can you use a laptop for (home use) before you need to replace it

There is a very, very tall coconut tree, and there are 4 animals passing by:

King Kong, an Ape, an Orangutan and a Monkey

They have a competition to see who is the fastest to get the banana. Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality. Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer? Scroll down to see the analysis.

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If your answer is ....

Orangutan = Dumb

Ape = Foolish

Monkey = Idiotic

King Kong = Stupid

Why ?????

A Coconut tree ........ doesn't have bananas!!

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh1t?

How do stables and horse owners dispose of it once they have collected and piled it up? I know some people use it for veggie gardens etc - but they can only use so much surely!