Paperlilly

Did you ever consider: 1) they really are hers 2) they are very HEAVY to carry around 3) her back hurts 4) her bra strap causes a 1/2 inch dip in her shoulders 5) discolored marks on her shoulders 6)she spends a lot of money at the corset shop to be fitted properly? Oh, she has bills to pay just like you (less endowed), and is it her fault men cannot keep their eyes off of them. Breast reduction: "show the money."

Heard the term mentioned today.

After answering the phone, I wondered about the person's character.

300 E, started car with one key while warming up, locked door with other key, now alarm system is confused. Don't have an on/off alarm clicker.

He taught me how to cook, (21 yrs) I am really great at it and I've been really loving doing new things the past five years. This Thanksgiving he wants to take me out for dinner because when I do cook, I cook a lot of good things and clean up all by myself and at the end of the night I get a serious "charlie horse" in my leg from standing and I also sit. I am allowed to make a pecan pie from scratch.

I was at Sears today to purchase some glasses because they had a sale, however; my eye exam and prescription was done at JC Penney. This rude fat sales lady at Sears had an attitude when I asked her questions because she wanted to tell me what to do with my $ and that is a big no no when dealing with me. She was so frustrated that she suggested I go to JC Penney to purchase my glasses. I wanted to know if this was procedure for Sears's or is it that JC Penney and Sears are the same chain store just using different names? Finally, I got the glasses I wanted at the price I was willing to pay.

Do they draw rodents?

Please people stop eating uncooked red meat. It causes CANCER! Blood is the life of anything and if you are going to consume red meat cook it thoroughly, well done, well done. It's in the Bible: Leviticus 7:26

If someone leaves a will and wants whomever to have whatever, why would a person knowingly withhold the information from the inheritor?

Am I the only one on this planet that lives in my own world without bad news every single day. I've got to get me some ear plugs. It was an excellent great week last week being alone in the office, the fat guy was on vacation. Then today the really unhappy guy came in and it was back to his b-------g. Sometimes I want to say shut up.

There is this married woman who is very happy with her husband, does not run the street but is questioned often to go out. This friend of hers gets upset because she will not go out to bars with her.