Psittacologist

I am a natural late riser but my job demands that I be very early to office. Please suggest some techniques where I can prepare my body to wake up early willingly wherin i feel fresh and energetic in the morning rather than drowsy/ sleepy. If a natural Nigh-owl has transformed into a Lark, it would be very useful information for me.

1. Calendar with ability to record Birthdays permanently

2. Unlimited Sms storage or ability to store at least 2500 smses without having to clear the inbox.

3. 5 megapixel camera

4. Good clarity of voice when receiving a call

5. Music player

6. Timed Silent Mode

7. Dictionary which can store proper names/New words automatically

8. Good video camera to capture files which can be transferred to you tube.

9. Good voice recording device which can directly be transferred to a computer as a readable file.

10. Relatively ecofriendly and not harmful to health.

The screen displays Compaq followed by Windows XP and then this error message pops up in a dialog box where the heading says lsaa.exe -System error and the content says "Object name not found" and the whole cycle repeats again. the only option i have is to use F1 or esc keys to boot the system. Will that be of any use? Someone pls help me!