I'm the DJ at HM Revenue & Customs Xmas party this year. I wonder if my records will be safe?

lmfao! great joke

not if they are pirated white label copies you will be nicked they are fu- king jobs Worth's nick you for anything types id phone in ill just out of principle and get a gig at the fire brigade x-mass party instead

I am also a Deputy Janitor at Hm Rev. & Cust.: how come i've never seen u there?

As long as you don't get Alistair Darling to look after them for you!

Your CD's may be in jeopardy!

if you think someones gonna steal them then dont leave them, keep them with you at all times

Dunno but I did hear that they are going to film episodes of Lost and Missing there