If you were god, who would you smite and why?

Nobody

As you can see from all the answers it's obvious why we

don't have these powers. As it entails great responsibility.

Now MAYBE some can understand why God doesn't meddle in petty

affairs among us but rather let's us figure it out for ourselves

(without the smiting, I must say, no violence allowed)

Peace

I would smite cancer [not a who, I know, but if I am a god I can bend the rules] because cancer is one of the most evil things on the face of the earth. Off with its head I say!

Religious position - non-committal to anything really, but I did get ordained for fun on the internet.

I would not smite anyone or anything . I would repair this broken planet we live upon and fix things so that no person would want for food or clean water anymore. Everyone equal under the law. I am an atheist.

I'd smite religious leaders. I'd then reveal myself (under a false identity, of course) to everyone, so they'd stop believing in their phony made up Gods, so all this stupid religiously shite conflict would stop.

I'd then smite whores.

I will address humanity and tell them to throw away their religious books and live a life of peace, love and acceptance of all. I'd smote all the violent sickos that kill for no reason. This is going to happen. I won't be a goddess per se but when I rule Earth there will be peace and love or you will be sent to the Sahara Desert

Just about everyone would cop a smiting. I'd smite for fun.

I'd smite anyone who follows any of the existing religious for worshipping false deities.

I am an atheist and I would smite all human beings. The world does not need them.

Im not sure i would intentionally smite anyone...

Or maybe, the leaders who are ceasing the further advancement of a sustainable society

I would smite anyone who pretended to speak for me.

I"m an atheist. I think God is a silly concept.